Total Medals Earned: 187 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,400 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Medals Earned: 7/16 (160/250 points)
Start The Game
Talk To Benny
Talk to Jess
Kill a zombie
Catch a fish
Find 1 buck
DIE
Kill Bimsy
Read the Mysterious Sign
Talk to Mike
Talk to (or kill) Olive
Talk to the Drug Dealer
Encounter The Creature
Find 5 Bucks
Enter the Manhole
Order The Newgrounds Burger
Medals Earned: 28/33 (170/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Read the story!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (85/500 points)
Luckily he doesn't bleed blood.
Silence an inner demon.
Beat Salad Fingers' destined battle.
Complete arcade mode with Salad Fingers.
Snake finds himself face to face with another nameless peon. This one's too close to call. *sarcasm*
Kill cousin.
Alright, that's enough trash talk. Let's at least try to keep this civil.
Who would win in a battle between Pico and Alien Hominid?
Beat Snake's destined battle.
Beat Strawberry Clock's destined battle.
Beat the Madness dude's destined battle.
Beat Pico's destined battle.
Beat Alien Hominid's destined battle.
Complete arcade mode with Pico.
Complete arcade mode with the henchman.
Complete arcade mode with Strawberry Clock.
Complete arcade mode with Alien Hominid.
Complete arcade mode with Snake.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (100/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/100 points)
Elected as President.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!